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Abseits

Anläßlich der Fußball Europameisterschaft 2008, der EURO 2008, möchte ich Euch einmal die Abseits-Regel erkären:

Die Abseitsregel

*aufi*

Ein Spieler befindet sich im Abseits, wenn er sich im Moment der Ballabgabe näher zur Torlinie als Ball und vorletztem Gegner befindet.

  1. Entscheidend für die Bewertung, ob ein Spieler sich in Abseitsstellung befindet, ist immer seine Position im Augenblick der Ballabgabe durch den Mitspieler, nicht im Moment der Ballannahme.
  2. Eine Abseitsstellung ist nur strafbar, wenn der Spieler auf das Spielgeschehen einwirkt oder einen Vorteil erlangt.
  3. Ein bei der Ballabgabe passiv abseitsstehender Spieler ist dann als strafbar abseits zu bewerten, wenn er ins Spiel eingreift, die Ballabgabe indirekt zu ihm gelangt und er damit aus seiner Stellung einen Vorteil zieht.
  4. Ein Spieler verstößt nicht gegen die Regel, wenn er in Abseitsstellung ist und über die Grenzlinien des Spielfeldes geht, um dem Schiedsrichter klar zu zeigen, dass er am Spiel nicht teilnimmt. Wenn das Spielfeldverlassen eines solchen Spielers einen taktischen Zweck verfolgt und der Spieler unmittelbar danach wieder ins Spiel eingreift, soll der Schiedsrichter einen indirekten Freistoß verhängen, wo der Spieler ins Spielfeld zurückgekehrt ist. Der Spieler ist zu verwarnen.
  5. Der Schiedsrichter-Assistent zeigt nur strafbares Abseits an.

Die Abseitsregel gilt ab der Mittellinie. Wird der Ball zuletzt von einem Gegenspieler gespielt, ist dies kein Abseits. Ebenfalls ist es kein abseits, wenn ein Einwurf oder ein Eckball ausgeführt wird. Befinden sich die Spieler auf gleicher Höhe gilt ebenfalls kein Abseits.

Und damit es auch meine Mami versteht: *engel*

Liebe Mami! Stell Dir vor, Du befindest Dich in einem Schuhladen und stehst an der Kasse. Vor Dir in der Schlange steht nur noch eine einzige Kundin, eine nette, sympathische Erscheinung.

Sie scheint die Kassiererin zu kennen - die beiden gehören wohl irgendwie zusammen.

Plötzlich entdeckst Du auf dem Regal hinter der Kassiererin ein Paar Schuhe, in das Du Dich sofort verliebst. Natürlich hast Du schon genügend Schuhe, aber dieses Paar ist etwas Besonderes: Du musst es einfach haben! Diese Schuhe sind nur geschaffen worden, um Dir zu gehören, Du musst Sie besitzen!

Auf einmal bemerkst Du, wie die Kundin vor Dir in der Schlange die selben Schuhe für sich entdeckt… die blöde Kuh!

Per Blickkontakt signalisiert sie, dass die Schuhe nicht in Deine Hände gelangen sollen. Sie will sie haben.
Vordrängeln macht keinen Sinn, denn Du hast nicht genügend Geld dabei, um die Schuhe zu bezahlen. Die blöde Kuh aber auch nicht!
Die Verkäuferin schaut Euch geduldig an und wartet.

Deine Freundin, die gerade im gleichen Laden ein anderes Paar Schuhe anprobiert, erkennt Deine mißliche Lage und reagiert so, wie es loyale Freundin tut:

Sie plant, Dir ihre Geldbörse zu zuwerfen, damit Du die blöde Kuh vor Dir geschickt umrunden und die Schuhe kaufen kannst.
Sie wird Dir die Geldbörse über das Miststück vor Dir hinweg zu werfen. Während der Geldbeutel in der Luft befindet, drängst Du Dich vor die Schl*mpe, fängst das Geld und kaufst blitzschnell die Schuhe.

Achtung - ganz wichtig: So lange Deine Freundin den Akt des Werfens nicht abgeschlossen hat, das Geld sich also noch in ihrer Hand und nicht in der Luft befindet, darfst Du Dich beim Überholen zwar auf gleicher Höhe, aber nicht schon vor der anderen Kundin befinden, denn…
…andernfalls bist Du im Abseits!

*g*

Alles verstanden???

*wech*